How to break into The Claremont Spa

In case someone Googles this exact phrase 50 years from now:

To break into the Claremont Resort & Spa's hot tub, go in ~1/2 hour after it closes (10:30pm), walk into the Claremont like you own the place, nod to the Concierge, make a right at the elevators, and right before you hit the elevators, there are stairs going down to the Spa. Follow the stairs. On the way down you will see this picture- it is every bit as good as it looks.

Be careful not to get caught. Hopefully the frosted glass doors will be cracked open (i.e. assuming janitors are cleaning), and keep following the hallway until you hit the Men's and Women's Spa. Enter the one that doesn't have a janitor. And soak. Quietly.

:-)